...Things To Do During Bush's National Address

1. Check-out The Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, and The Anarchist's Cookbook from your local library.
2. Watch the movie "Inherit The Wind."
3. Celebrate the Sanctity of Marriage by going to Las Vegas, picking up the first stranger of the opposite sex you can find, marrying him/her in a drive-thru chapel, consummating the union in a bathroom at Circus Circus, and anulling it as soon as possible. Repeat if time allows.
4. Hand-out birth-control pamphlets to teenagers.
5. Catch-up on your reading: here and here