...Things I Learned From President Bush's National Address On Iraq

1. Servicemen and women make colorful and attractive props.
2. If you just wait 30 years, the same old rationalizations for fighting an unwinnable war will sound fresh and new again.
3. The best way to defeat Saudi Arabians who are (probably) in Afghanistan is to go to Iraq.
4. "What WMDs? No. No WMDs - never said, never! 9/11! 9/11... 9/11... 9/11..."
5. I am not alone.