...Cool Things About Deep Throat: Unmasked!

1. Listening to G. Gordon Liddy - whose actions don't really inspire Dickensian "...But one life to give for my country" comparison - describe Felt as having "Behaved unethically."
2. Interviews with Sundance!!!
3. The sheer joy of hearing every single talking head repeating endlessly, en masse, the name of a 70's porn.
4. The knowledge that it was a disgruntled Intelligence official.
5. The hope that George Tenet - as well as any of the other G-Men on whom the blame for... 9/11, misinformation about Iraq, as well as just about everything else that has gone wrong in the last 5 years has been foisted - are likewise disgruntled.

Top One Most Un-Cool Thing About W. Mark Felt

1. That whole authorizing break-ins in the early seventies to round-up information about the Weather Underground...

Top One Most Fabulous Thing About the Above

1. The cool irony of Nixon having testified on his behalf at the trial, and Reagan pardoning him.