...Clues That Life Is Spiraling Out-Of-Control

1. Your TiVo is at 92% capacity; the knowledge of which fills you with intense anxiety.
2. You rid your refridgerator of all out-of-date and spoiled foods, and are left with soy sauce and Parmesan cheese.
3. Your bills are turning colors heretofore never seen.
4. You've stopped really working at therapy, and have focused instead on trying to make your therapist laugh.
5. "Polls go up, and polls go down."