...Signs That You Might Need A Boyfriend

1. The guys at Blockbuster recognize you, ask you how you enjoyed the last movie you rented, and suggest another one that they "Were thinking you would enjoy"
2. You're convinced that you and your cat have worked-out a very accurate system of both verbal and non-verbal communication
3. You're pretty sure that Dave Matthews (Or Insert Name Here) is speaking directly to YOU
4. Your grief over Noah Wyle's exit from ER is inappropriately deep and enduring
5. You can't remember when you last bought new lingerie