...Reasons To ONLY Watch TV Between The Hours Of 9pm and 10pm on Wednesdays

1. That fuzzy, frizzy, stiff thing that sits atop Donald Trump's head
2. The creepy Burger King
3. "Desperate Housewives" are neither housewives, nor desperate - discuss...
4. To live in a beautiful, safe world in which Josiah Bartlett is President
5. "Reality TV" is neither - discuss...